The not-so-daily dose of creativity: Collard Greens

This is the brief but definitive guide to collard greens: broccoli likes high collars, asparagus tend to go more conservative, and green peppers go for the spiked dog collar look. Any questions? Stretch the literal to hilarious limits in your creativity today and astound yourself with the great ideas you come up with. To start, what do you think the veggies in this cartoon are thinking?